Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Is it bad manners to gloat? Yes. So I will.
Windy gets scuttlebutted.
Windschuttle, meanwhile, argues that only the name of the author was fake. “A real person wrote that article.”
But in two busy hours yesterday he [Windschuttle] was able to satisfy himself the article was “only 10 to 15 per cent invented. When I discovered that my gloom and embarrassment changed completely.”
"But," says li'l Keef, "there's a real person inside that suit, so you lot can't tell me there's no Santa. Well, OK then, but at least only 10 to 15 per cent of Santa is invented".
In the 'Cooking Stuff Up' section of the next issue of Quadrant, Iron Chef Keith proves there was no Stollen Generation.
Labels: I love the smell of burning weasel clausers in the morning.
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